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Sunday, July 11, 2010

FYI Lord....

Sunday, July 11, 2010
Dear God,

It would interest you to know that you may have put a psychic power in the brain of a German sea animal. Yes Lord, I'm sure news has reached heaven about Octopsychic Paul. He's doing wonders and making a name for himself by predicting World Cup results and so far he's had all predictions right. Today if he doesn't get his prediction right, he'll be 'dinner for 8' by 9pm tonight (personally I think they'll eat him anyway).
So what should we expect next, an election outcome predicting crab? That should be interesting. I'm probably going to get me a pet that can tell future outcomes (an edible one just in case it predicts wrongly).

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